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Hello everyone, I'm Tokaiyan's leader, Toshifuto!
And I'm Mishima Yana!
In my Tokaiyan videos, I often say that my face is dead in the comments section.
When I think about it, my face comes out a lot, doesn't it?
It happens, it happens.
As for my reason, I often think that I have to pretend like it's not funny.
Well, since I'm in front of the camera, I have to make an effort to liven it up to some extent.
Well, I think I've reflected and learned half of it.
"Wow, I don't want to do this kind of thing," I think it's different from being low in tension.
It's decided that I'm going to do it, so let's do it with enthusiasm!
That's definitely the kind of tension you have to have.
Well, to some extent, I think it's very necessary to have the ability to do things that you don't want to do but look like you're having fun.
This time, the three of us here will do what we don't want to do, and we'll see if we can do it or not.
That's how we feel as leaders, right?
This time, the three of us here will do what we don't want to do, and we'll see if we can do it or not.
That's how we feel as leaders, right?
I'm hidden from the outside world, aren't I?
I should have gone over there.
That's true. If you're in there, you're on the other side of the
But anyway, the three of you made it, didn't you?
Didn't you like it?
Well, of course I don't like it.
How about you?
I don't want to do it, I don't want to do it.
This time, you made three videos and one of them you really don't like, but you're having fun doing it.
I don't hate the other two, but I'm having fun doing it because I don't hate it.
So, the first leader is Mr. Umemaru.
I'm a leader...
- Mr. Umemaru, thank you for coming today. - Thank you for having me.
- You did it because you didn't like it. - That's right.
What's tough about this leader is that when the camera turns and other people tell you to do it...
Do it! Do it!
I think it's hard to decide what you can put up with and what you can't put up with on your own this time.
- Well, then, please show us the first video. - Yes, here it is.
It's dark and my eyes are a little dizzy, so I'd like to do the one I always do, which is the iPhone.
- It's really refreshing to do this. - It feels good to do it all the time, doesn't it?
- It's really refreshing. - It feels really good, doesn't it?
- Well, well, well, I'll do it. - I'll do the new one.
Oh, it came out.
- Here you go. - Oh, it feels good.
Let me put it down for a second.
Oh, it's refreshing.
It's refreshing, really.
It feels good when you put it on both eyes.
Okay, I'll put it on the left eye.
Here you go.
One, two...
Oh, it fell off a little.
That cat is noisy.
Why is your voice so loud?
Here you go.
- It's good. - Like this...
Here you go, buddy.
It's done.
Your eyes are really refreshing now.
It's the best!
Wow...
- Here you go. - Oh, I see.
Can you stop dancing because of the echoing sound?
We don't have any luggage in this room.
But you said it's done.
You don't like it done, do you?
I only hate it done.
Are you okay with pollen?
What?
A while ago, Ryo-san said, "Isn't pollen crazy today?"
No, no, no. That's because it's Kousa.
- One more thing. - Yes.
I don't know if you can see it or not.
Yes.
The second one is this.
Kousa's nose is a little itchy.
So I'd like to do this nose wash today.
I always do this.
Every time I do this, my nose feels refreshed and it feels really good.
Yes, it does.
Oh, you are good at it.
Wow, it really refreshes me.
Let's do it one more time.
We will do it one more time.
One, two, three.
You can't help it with your face.
It's easier said than done.
My nose feels refreshed and it feels really good.
Please try it if you have a nosebleed.
I can't do it anymore.
Why don't you make a video?
There are many people who are not good at nosebleeds.
But Yumemaru is good at nosebleeds.
I don't know.
The first and second players are the same.
I think we should do it together.
Recently, the temperature has changed and my throat hurts a little.
This is what Yumemaru does when that happens.
Nosebleed Noodle Spray
Then I will do it immediately.
I was able to do it well.
It's short.
It's really short.
You did a difficult thing.
I was able to concentrate and do it in the same genre.
There is only one thing I don't like about it.
It's not like "I was scared for the first time, but I can do it now."
I don't like it anymore.
Yumemaru's reaction will definitely be different in the third one.
Our viewership will be tested.
I feel like you guys are coming.
Have you decided?
Let's count one, two, and three.
One, two, three.
I think it's going to be like this.
This is a problem.
Nosebleed is not the most difficult thing.
Because it's big.
We all feel the same way.
I was confused with three.
I didn't know that three was short.
I can't imagine you doing it.
It tastes weird.
I thought it would be short and exciting, so I chose two.
Please tell me what you really didn't like about it.
What I really didn't like about it is...
The answer is...
The most difficult thing is the nosebleed.
I thought it was the least difficult thing.
I don't like nosebleeds.
In the past, nosebleeds were common.
I used to do it a lot.
I can't open my eyes because of nosebleeds.
I can't open my eyes in water.
It's the worst.
I'm afraid of it.
That's why I had a thought of "it's okay" a while ago.
That's right.
This is not good, isn't it?
That's right.
You're in a situation where you can only do what you can do.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's not good, is it?
It's not good.
Everyone has different weaknesses.
No, Yumemura-san, you did a great job.
Thank you very much.
Well then, please go home.
I'm going home now.
Well then, let's welcome Tetsuya-san, who is in second place.
Tetsuya-san, please come in.
Hello!
Tetsuya-san, please come in.
Thank you for having me.
I'm happy for you.
You're the leader of the cast who can only do what you don't like to do.
I'm happy for you.
Even if I think it's difficult, I always do what I don't like to do cheerfully and energetically.
That's right.
I don't think you can separate them.
That's right.
Well, there's an entrance at first, and then there's water coming in.
Oh, water coming in one by one?
Yes, water coming in one by one.
I see.
I'm hungry.
Do you have any dinner?
I just made it.
Today's dinner is...
Goya Champuru!
Oh!
I see.
Wow! I did it! Goya Champuru!
I love it so much!
Thank you for the meal!
Please eat.
It's delicious!
It's good for people who don't like rice.
Please make two more plates of this.
It's delicious!
I want to eat rice.
It's delicious!
It's the best!
It's just done.
Today's dinner is...
Sardine, plum and ginger stew.
Isn't it maniac?
I haven't eaten this for a long time.
Itadakimasu.
Does sardines have a smell?
It's delicious!
Plum tastes good.
People who like plums like it.
It's delicious!
The meat is just right.
I'm not embarrassed. Stop it!
Can I eat it?
You're good.
I did it.
It's delicious!
It's not good for sardines, but for tuna.
It's not big enough.
I want you to use it for tuna and fruits.
It's delicious!
You look happy.
I can't get enough of it.
It's the best!
Today's dinner is...
Salad udon!
Salad udon?
Salad udon!
I love the crispiness of the bottom and the softness of the top.
Itadakimasu.
I'm embarrassed. Stop it!
It's delicious!
It's well seasoned.
What's funny?
It's hot!
It's delicious!
What's delicious? Tell me.
It's delicious!
It has a lot of ingredients.
I eat this kind of food every day.
I think I'll come back.
Do you want me to come back?
It's delicious, isn't it?
I don't think I'll live alone if I have salad udon.
The house where salad udon comes out is the best.
Yes, it is.
Two of them are super essential.
One of them is that I don't think I'll live a lifetime without a video.
It's delicious and I can't eat it, but I'm eating it hard.
Obviously, there are many differences.
It's decided.
Are you ready?
Yes!
One, two, three!
I understand!
Two, three, four!
I understand!
To put it simply, when Tetsuya cooks Chinese food, he often eats Chinese food.
No, it's Tenshinhan.
Tenshinhan.
But I don't think he's good at that kind of thick food.
I think Tetsuya has already decided not to eat chilled Chinese food.
I don't think he recognizes the significance of salad udon.
But Tetsuya has a penalty of having to go to Gotou Rectory.
If you make a mess of salad udon here, it will be difficult for you to go.
I'm not good at sardines.
Is there such a dish?
I thought so, too.
I don't like such weird food.
Out of Tetsuya's simple home-cooked meals, I suddenly remembered that I didn't like it.
I thought so at first, too, but it turned out to be fake.
It's true that you have a sense of fake.
I made sardines yesterday.
There were only sardines, but there were no sardines.
My mother panicked and asked me if there were sardines in the store.
There is no sardines.
Oh, there is a store that sells only sardines.
What?
There is only a store that sells only sardines in Don Quichote.
There is a store like that.
So it's not like my store at all.
Oh, I see.
That's a little far.
I see.
The correct answer is V.
Oh, V.
Why?
It's wrong.
Well, the correct answer is that you said "Ah" after "You are good."
Yes, next item.
This is my favorite item.
Wow!
This is great!
This is so bad.
What is this feeling?
I'm sorry for making you do this, but...
I don't know what "salad udon" means, even if it's not my mother's way of cooking it.
What does it have to do with you?
It has to be something else.
I just want to eat the fried vegetables on top.
When you eat it with the feeling of eating the top part of it,
this crispiness pierces you.
I don't know how you should feel about this dish at all.
I want you to be clear about whether it's crispy or not.
I don't like it.
I knew it!
I think what he said was pretty accurate.
I don't like "chicken ramen" or "baby star" that much.
Oh, I see!
I don't like those kinds of noodles.
Which one do you like, Shibuya?
Both of you are correct.
Excuse me.
Thank you for your hard work!
Both of you were really good at deceiving us.
That's right!
I really don't know what you're talking about.
I wasn't talking about your faces.
I was just thinking about it.
That's right.
I'd like to see your reactions.
The third question is for Shibuya.
The winner is Shibuya!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
It's been a while!
When was the last time you appeared on our channel?
I think it was yesterday.
We've been waiting for you for a long time.
Thank you for coming.
I'm going to do a little taste break.
I see.
As usual.
I think the face is the face.
Please look at the screen.
The face is the face.
Here we go.
Wow, I'm painted with dye.
This coolness and pain are irresistible.
When I think about shampooing and shampooing,
Heaven!
The person with this hair cut is called Socrates.
I'm not a physicist. I'm a hairdresser.
Chan, chan, chan, chan, chan, chan! Ah, it feels good! This rhythm!
After this, I want to buy an expensive watch and go to the beach and fireworks!
I'm so excited!
So I go to the hair salon about once every two months because I have blond hair.
I really like it!
Wow!
Busy!
I don't have an image of hate.
There are people who say it hurts when they dye their hair.
Well, yes.
You hate it, don't you?
Yes, that's right.
When you tell me where you're going,
Which road will you choose?
Your favorite road or a road of memories?
While looking at the cityscape and people,
I'm swayed by my own feelings.
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After arriving,
A word to the driver who takes my heavy luggage out of the trunk.
Quickbay.
Taxi.
There is no other lively vehicle like this.
What are you doing?
Why is that?
Is it a commercial or something like that?
No, no, no.
Is there anything like a taxi?
Well, he used to be a driver, too.
That's why he's called a taxi.
It's close to riding because there's only a taxi.
That's right.
It's a matter of taste.
I don't know what "taste" is.
The third one is...
What is it?
Who is it?
It's fun!
Woo!
Okay.
You sounded like you were eating something.
Did you put something in your mouth?
Yes, I did.
Okay, you can brush your teeth and go to bed now.
What did you want me to say?
You're like Noriko right now.
I can't believe it!
If we do these three things, it'll be like a skit.
It'll be hard for me to show my real face.
Okay, that's enough.
Let's say "one," "two," and "three."
One, two...
Three!
One, two, three!
I chose "one."
My hair hasn't been dyed much, so I don't know about the pain.
But it might be really painful.
As I said earlier, his pain is weak.
And it takes a lot of time, doesn't it?
It should be like this for me, too.
Dying your hair and taking a taxi are baby users, right?
I don't think it's a nail clipping.
And I'm afraid of losing my teeth for my own treatment.
But I think nail clipping is a pain.
I know.
Tell me the answer.
The answer is...
A beauty salon!
What?!
I hate beauty salons.
No way!
Is it that bad?
As you said, it takes about four hours.
And it's really painful, isn't it?
Oh, I see.
You say it with all your might.
I like nail clippers.
Oh, I see.
And I like filing and stuff like that.
I don't know anything about it.
Oh, I see.
I don't know anything about it!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
By the way, this video is also long, so all three of you who watched it today should be casted as roles.
- Please! - Why did you give up?
- How was our consideration? - I wanted you to understand us a little more.
It may have melted only by paying attention to your face.
But you three are trained with your senses, and you don't look like you're doing anything wrong.
It's a funny place for men.
It's too obvious that you have such a high gazetto rating.
- You're saying everything. - That's right.
By saying that you three are very suitable for YouTubers, I thought I should become a fan.
So, if my face is dead, please let me know again.
Goodbye!